And you thought this cat was mean.

Yes, say hello to the Japanese kitty in the YouTube video above - who's finding internet fame due to his disarming politeness, patience and... OHMIGOD I CAN'T BELIEVE HE JUST DID THAT!

Bravo, mean cat. We think you may just be hard enough to enter our Animals That Can Kick Your Ass hall of fame...

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