Happy Valentine's Day! And what better way to celebrate it than with
champagne, chocolates and a nice meal out for two a chuckle at our collection of funny quotes about love?
And not just love, but also its by-products: sex, marriage and divorce.
From Oscar Wilde to Billy Connolly, Dorothy Parker to Victoria Wood, check out some of the most wonderful bon mots ever uttered about Cupid's arrow...
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