It's (almost) here. So what better way to celebrate Valentine's Day than with
champagne, chocolates and a nice meal out for two a chuckle at our collection of funny quotes about love?
And not just love, but also its by-products: sex, marriage and divorce.
From Oscar Wilde to Billy Connolly, Zsa Zsa Gabor to Victoria Wood, check out some of the most wonderful bon mots ever uttered about Cupid's arrow...