What's that? You want a photo of Steven Seagal with Vladimir Putin? Sure.

Suddenly, the Duchess of Cambridge spots a peasant in the crowd.

We feel for you, kid. We really do.

Boris Johnson - part man, part Doozer.

Ed Miliband - ever-so slightly terrified of travelling by public transport.

Nick Clegg sits down with Lib Dem policy advisers.

Don't tell Camilla, but... there's something behind her, and it smells.

Despite all their scientific instruments, they still couldn't find Harry's brain. Turns out it was in his trousers!

Angela Merkel really isn't sure she should have started this game of 'one potato, two potato'. At least, not on the nuclear button.

We're really not sure about Tom Hardy's new leading lady.

"And what do YOU do?" asked award-winning poet John Agard.

Fun fact: the new Pope has his own personal microphone carrier!

For god's sake, don't anyone let him touch this! It's the economy!

For once, we're not the only ones laughing at Prince Andrew.

One of Jedward. Enough said.

The name's Charles... Prince Charles. Licence to walk around where I jolly well please.

There's playing dirty, Jonathan Walters, and there's playing <em>just plain rudely.</em>

Imagine waking up and seeing this. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/03/12/darth-vader-hot-air-balloon_n_2859112.html?utm_hp_ref=pics--giggles" target="_blank">That's what happened in Canberra. </a>

Nope, Olly Murs. Still not cool.

David Cameron explains to the European Council President exactly how he keeps the British people in their place.

Barack Obama, still officially the world's <s>most powerful</s> coolest man.

Fashion faux pas! Camilla is mortified to realise she's wearing the same outfit as her fans. Thank goodness she'd left her keffiyeh at home!

Dennis Rodman enters the Vatican. At last, the papal conclave can make a decision.

Nick Clegg's convention face...

...and Paddy 'Calling the shots' Ashdown's.

Just a cat. Spooning a dog. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/03/11/cat-spoons-dog-tumblr-pictures_n_2853147.html?utm_hp_ref=pics--giggles" target="_blank">(More pics here.)</a>

Yes, rest assured: this woman does have <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/03/11/guinness-world-records-pictures_n_2852619.html?utm_hp_ref=pics--giggles" target="_blank">the world's longest tongue</a>.

Who knew that Fern Britton could (almost) do the splits? Also: that Russell Grant was quite so short?

Prince Charles gets down with The Kids. In this case: literally.