Sometimes, a story needs no explanation. 'The Apprentice's return to the telly for its ninth series is one of those stories.
Jaz may have been Lord Sugar's first firing but she was by no means the only candidate to put her foot squarely in it during Episode 1.
Here, then, are the candidates living or dying by the sword of their own words. Who do you think came out of Episode 1 the best?
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