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Spritz! Black Orchid By Tom Ford

11/07/2013 20:00 | Updated 22 May 2015

Grown up girls wear grown up perfumes and Tom Ford's Black Orchid is the type of scent that pulls you out of that scuzzy, blinky, post-university haze and hurls you into sexy womanhood - a place where you can walk in spike heels, put on black eyeliner properly and don't ever have chipped nails. To cut a long story short, it's a scent that makes people take you seriously.

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It says, "I'm clever, exciting and probably amazing in bed, but you don't know that for sure because I'm also really mysterious." It's perfect for dinners in expensive restaurants, weekends away with new-ish boyfriends/husbands who need reminding how hot you are and any encounters with frenemies and nasty sisters-in-law.

It's not for first dates - you'll get carried away - girls who wink in a Carry On-style or anyone trying to get off with someone in One Direction. One Direction would be terrified of anyone who smells this chic. Unlike Daniel Craig who would (if goddess Rachel Weisz didn't exist) probably ravish you and whisk you off to Monaco for a cocktail.

And when it comes down to it, who would you rather have - James Bond or Harry Styles? Exactly. For that, you need Black Orchid by Tom Ford.

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