Listen Up Guys And Girls, These Penis Leggings Will Make You Look Like A Cock (NSFW)

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The last thing HuffPost UK Lifestyle expected to stumble across first thing on a Monday morning were penis leggings.

But stumble we did and, as is custom on the internet, we wanted to share it with others.

WARNING: CLOSE-UP OF THE PENIS PRINT BELOW

"Do these make my bum look big?" is a standard question when shopping for clothes, but "will these penis leggings make me look like a cock?" is a phrase you don't hear every day.

Until now.

And the answer is, without a shadow of a doubt: "Yes. Yes, those penis leggings will make you look like a cock."

penis leggings

Penis leggings

Available for both men and women, the pattern boasts an assortment of penii (yes, that is now the plural word for penis), and you can buy them at baskosters.com.

Penis print rain mac (at €339.99) and leggings (at €119.99) will set shoppers back a whopping €539,98. Then you have to add postage and packaging. This product is clearly reserved for penis-loving fashionistas or really rich pranksters.

Here is a close-up on the print:
penis leggings

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