Ladies and gentlemen, we bring you Sam Horowitz: a boy whose apparent love of being the centre of attention is matched only by the size of his parents' wallet.
Click play on the video above to marvel at the epic choreographed routine which kicked off his bar mitzvah at the Omni Hotel in Dallas. And then pick your jaw up off the floor.
It's got it all. Dancing girls. Confetti. His name in 20ft-high letters. And, at around the 1:30 mark, the appearance of Sam himself from underneath a giant lampshade.
Bravo, Sam. We think the only way you can top this is to host the Oscars some day.
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