Hey there pretty lady...
Are you single? Do you like gold? Like, LOTS of gold? If so the planets could be aligning...
Don Milisav Juan Gonzales Brzi is looking for love and if his manor is anything to go by, he really is the man with the Midas touch.
The snaps, which show Brzi posing in a living space that would probably make Liberace's eyes water, are accompanied by this heartfelt message:
"To all unmarried ones who would like to spend their life by my side and within all the beauties of my home. Please look below at all the magic of my home that I have decorated with taste, perhaps just for YOU."
According to Glasstire.com, Brzi's hunt for a woman to polish his gold-plated taps became a meme in Bosnian, Croatian and Serbian circles some years back, but this is the first time it's been translated into English.
(It's a possibility that Brzi may have already hooked up with someone in the interim, in which case we case we offer unreserved apologies for getting your hopes up.)
Hat-tip to Jezebel.
This bathroom will make you go blind
So will this bureau, in all probability
Feeling festive at my desk
My natty red bow-tie has often seen me mistaken for a waiter!
A gold-plated towel rail is a necessity, believe me
I nicked this robe from a spa
I am fond of powder blue
These are my favourite pyjamas
I haven't had anyone over for dinner yet
Yes these ARE Versace tiles
This pink bathroom will be yours, my princess
This room is especially grand
I need to buy more ornaments for my cabinets
This is my naughty corner
I have many sumptuous fur coats
Here I am relaxing with a gun and a cake
Sometimes I pretend I am driving the Star Ship Enterprise