The hunt to find the best modern Christmas cracker jokes is over - at least for this year.
The top 10 favourites chosen by the public for 2013 were:
The three jokes that just missed out on a top 10 spot were:
- Why did Harry Styles fail at being Santa? Because he can only use the chimney in One Direction.
- Why did Rudolph the reindeer have the complete works of Shakespeare on his top lip? Because his nose was well read.
- Why can't you wash up during Christmas? Because the Fairy is on top of the tree.
“I’m totally amazed and can’t believe it!" said Woolford. "I now hope Twerking becomes a new Christmas tradition - are you listening Nan?
"This has been a phenomenal year and a great welcome back into comedy for me after being away so long recovering from cancer. All I want to do is write comedy professionally, and hopefully this is another step closer to my dream.”