'An Islamic minaret now stands beside England's House of Parliament.'
My Patronus is a half eaten bargain bucket full of used napkins.
Author's note: I seriously can't believe I'm actually writing this.
"It should have been called the National Union of Minors."
"It's fine. Nothing will actually happen until Mary Berry triggers Arctic Roll 50."
"Short-fingered vulgarian" is a tried and tested classic.
This should go well.
All public transport is ram-packed this morning.
"It wasn't ram-packed, it was full of bull."