Harry Potter Patronus Quiz Results That Are A Bit Weird But Much Better Than 'Aardvark'

My real patronus is a KitKat

— Tracy King (@tkingdot) September 23, 2016

My patronus is a guy mansplaining the patronus

— Sophie PEUtzal (@Sonic_Screwup) September 23, 2016

got a patronus already, thx pic.twitter.com/dhe13WXyPt

— Josh, A Cagan (@joshacagan) September 22, 2016

My Patronus is a disappointed 44-year-old man.

— Gary Bainbridge (@Gary_Bainbridge) September 22, 2016

My Patronus is a McDonald's sausage and egg mcmuffin meal with an extra hash brown

— Emma (@ViolasDisguise) September 22, 2016

my patronus is a surly irish man going "please stop summoning me"

— Jim Trinca (@Jim_Trinca) September 22, 2016

My patronus is a person or thing that totally knows/doesn't know what a patronus is. Possibly a tiger. Or a duck.

— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) September 23, 2016

heard your boyfriend's patronus is bon jovi

— mutable joe (@mutablejoe) September 23, 2016

My #Patronus is the most accurate... pic.twitter.com/MRAjwK64qo

— Amber Osborne (@MissDestructo) September 22, 2016

My patronus is your mum

— Barry (@QuantumPirate) September 22, 2016

:/ My patronus is a middle aged financial advisor called Clive. What do I do. He won't go back in the wand

— Oh good, Anna (@Thiefree) September 22, 2016

As I suspected, my patronus is sweatpants.

— Jake Sidwell (@jakesidwell) September 22, 2016

Don't need someone else to tell me, this is my Patronus. pic.twitter.com/UBZbbo0Wan

— Matt Singer (@mattsinger) September 23, 2016

I'm not gonna waste the bandwidth doing the test, I already know my Patronus is a honey-baked ham.

— Adam Hughes (@AH_AdamHughes) September 23, 2016

My patronus is staying in bed

— Rob Anybody (@WaisterTime) September 23, 2016

If I were a wizard at Hogwarts, my Patronus would be three day old salsa stain on a pair of jeans.

— Parachute (@parachute) September 22, 2016

I discovered my Patronus is Alex Salmond Riding A Unicorn on J.K. Rowling's @pottermore. Find yours https://t.co/1RkE12Xi7J #ExpectoPatronum pic.twitter.com/h6ATc6kT43

— Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) September 22, 2016

My patronus is a Xanax tablet

— Michelle Dean (@michelledean) September 22, 2016

My patronus is Danny DeVito.

— Lisa (@biscuitahoy) September 22, 2016

My patronus is a garbage bag full of wet barbershop hair.

— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) September 22, 2016

This Patronus test on #Pottermore is a bit harsh. pic.twitter.com/eAhlwdKXsF

— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) September 22, 2016

My Patronus is a cat inconveniently laying on a keyboard

— Sarah Schauer (@SJSchauer) September 22, 2016

My Patronus is me.

— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) September 22, 2016

I figured out my Patronus! pic.twitter.com/sth2Tv2qod

— Andrew ★ Stew-Art (@Viruul) September 22, 2016