There's a lightsaber – but no sign of cheese and wine – in the pre-Covid clip.
"Rules are rules". A medical exemption from Covid vaccination rules to play in the Open was not good enough for border guards.
"Always nice to be able to help one of those failed states you hear about on the news."
“Is he going to a wedding or an opera?” one torn Twitter user asked in order to make a fair decision.
From a six-year-old's handwritten homework raising some eyebrows to a drum solo Phil Collins would be proud of, these are the tweets we've been loving.
The Brexiteer-in-chief left little to the imagination.