Man Eats Two Cacti - Including All The Needles (VIDEO)

07/01/2014 12:37 GMT | Updated 23/01/2014 15:53 GMT

Well, he is competitive eater Kevin Strahle, aka 'L.A. Beast'.

Click play above to see how it panned out - and prepare to wince. Then check out the (toilet-based) aftermath below.

Suffice it to say: we don't recommend trying this at home.

(Via Laughing Squid)