Are you still weeping bitter tears of loss over the early death of gaming mega-hit Flappy Bird?
Do you have an over-developed sense of humour about internet memes and, in particular, a mystified dog?
We present to you, your salvation: Flappy Doge.
This amazingly Doge clone of the original game combines 8-bit doge graphics, customised messages and as far as we can tell, slightly easier gameplay.
Unfortunately if you don't know what Doge is then this work of genius will be totally lost on you. And we have no intention of telling you what it means.
The upcoming Xbox One and 360 shooter features massive, hulking mechs, wall-running soldiers and the most intense multiplayer we've tried all year.
For sheer scale and depth, no upcoming game can match Destiny - the open-world shooter from the minds behind Halo.
The original 'Thief' was one of the classic stealth FPS games, and the reboot due on current and next-gen consoles 25 February looks to be carrying on that fine legacy.
Think GTA V meets George Orwell's 1984, set in Chicago, through the filter of The Matrix.
Mario Kart 8
Nintendo would have to do something astonishing to screw up this instalment of Mario Kart, which so far looks like a riot.
Super Smash Bros
Sonic fighting Mega Man, the woman from Wii Fitness and the villager from Animal Crossing. What else do you need to know?
We don't know a huge amount about this mysterious open-world action adventure for the Wii U. But the trailer is pretty enticing - and the development team at Monolith rarely do anything but deliver the goods.
Drive Club is the exclusive racing game the PS4 needed at launch, but lacked. It's certainly beautiful, and detailed, but we're hoping for subtly enhanced gameplay from the pretty staid title we played at Gamescom.
Dark Souls 2
Dark Souls has the hardest-core fanbase you can imagine - this endless, massively difficult questing game is not for everyone, but if you love it you'd probably die for it. The sequel looks immense.
Bayonetta was a ridiculous, combo-filled romp that divided people for its "enthusiastic" (arguably sexist) aesthetic, but thrilled with its fast-paced gameplay. The Wii U exclusive sequel promises more of the same - and a welcome shot in the Gamepad for Nintendo's console.