Crufts 2014: An Alternative Winners List (PICTURES)

10/03/2014 14:30
  • Andrea Mann Writer of sentences like this one. Also, occasionally, longer ones. But not this time.
PA

It's the moment you've all been waiting for! It's the results of Crufts 2014 - according to us. And the winners are...

  • Dog Most Resembling A Cloud
    PA
  • Dog Most Resembling A Mop - Joint Winners
    Getty Images
  • Dog Behaving Most Like A Human - Runner-Up
    PA
  • Dog Behaving Most Like A Human - Joint Winners
    PA
  • Best Topiary - Runner-Up
    PA
  • Best Topiary - Winner
    PA
  • Best Attempt At Trying To Hide From Judges - Runner-Up
    Getty Images
  • Best Attempt At Trying To Hide From Judges - Winner
    Getty Images
  • Dog Most Understandably Terrified Of Scissors
    Getty Images
  • Dogs Most Likely To Inspire 'Amanda Holden's Puppies' Joke
    PA
  • Saddest Dog In Show - Third Place
    PA
  • Saddest Dog In Show - Runner-Up
    PA
  • Saddest Dog In Show - Joint Winners
    Getty Images
  • Dog Most Likely To Be Signed By Simon Cowell
    PA
  • Dog Most Likely To Say 'What The F*** Have You Done To Me?'
    PA
  • Dog Most Resembling Its Owner - Third Place
    PA
  • Dog Most Resembling Its Owner - Runner-Up
    PA
  • Dog Most Resembling Its Owner - Winner
    PA

Also on HuffPost:

Dogs And Owners Gather For 2014 Crufts Dog Show

CONVERSATIONS