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International Jazz Day: 22 Things You Should Never Say To A Jazz Musician

29/04/2014 15:26 | Updated 29 April 2014
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You're at a wedding, in a restaurant or, incredibly, an actual jazz venue.

A jazz band is playing.

If you want them to like you, do not, under any circumstances, say any of the following to them...

Things You Should Never Say To A Jazz Musician

(With thanks to: Gwilym Simcock, Diccon Cooper, Joy Ellis, Darren Altman, Fiona Egan, Hannah Northedge, Christian Vaughan, Richard Swan, Ben Bastin.)

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