How To Celebrate The World Cup Like An Englishman: 18 Dos And Don'ts

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The World Cup is upon us once again. And if you want to celebrate it in style - ie like an Englishman - then simply follow these simple dos and don'ts...

  • 1
    DO collect Panini stickers, even though you're a grown man
  • 2
    DO paint your face red and white, even though you're a grown man
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  • 3
    DON'T eat indoors. You must have a barbecue. Every evening. Throughout the entire tournament.
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    DO throw a sickie if there's a really good afternoon game on 
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  • 5
    DO throw a sickie if you stayed up late watching a game the night before
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  • 6
    DO buy loads of World Cup tat from supermarkets
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  • 7
    DON'T mention penalties
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    DO sing 'Three Lions' at every opportunity
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  • 9
    DO take part in an office sweepstake
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    DO have mixed feelings if you get England in the office sweepstake
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    DON'T be afraid to make your house look like this
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  • 12
    DO put your hands on your head when watching in a group
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  • 13
    DON'T leave the country
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    But if you have to, DO make sure you go somewhere where they show the World Cup in bars
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  • 15
    DO mention the war
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    DO mention 1966
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    DO enjoy every bloody brilliant minute of it
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  • 18
    DON'T get your hopes up
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