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Just A Tortoise And A Dog Having An Impromptu Game Of Football (VIDEO)

04/07/2014 11:18 BST | Updated 04/07/2014 12:59 BST

And your Unbelievably Cute Interspecies Video Of The Day is... this one!

Yes, take your seats, ladies and gentlemen, for the most competitive game of football you've ever seen... between a tortoise and a dog.

Who wins? Well, let's just say that slow and steady (although also surprisingly fleet of foot) wins the race... And this tortoise deploys a Luis Suarez-style tactic at the end. Marvellous.

(Via Tastefully Offensive)