Turns out the perfect girl is a blue-eyed brunette, measuring 5 ft 5" who harbours a love for Game Of Thrones and enjoys a glass of white wine. Soooo, if you don't fit the criteria and you're not Kelly Brook, you're going to die alone. Sad times.
A study of 2,000 men by location based dating app Lovoo found that British blokes would like to date a nurse or a teacher with an Irish accent.
Game of Thrones is their ideal girlf's favourite television show closely followed by Coronation Street, Friends, and Match Of The Day.
When asked to choose a celebrity who resembles their perfect girlfriend, Kelly Brook was the most popular choice (there's a surprise), followed by Cheryl Cole then Jessica Ennis and, um, Denise Van Outen.
Randomly, you're a total catch if you support Manchester United and drive a Mini Cooper. C'mon now boys, aren't you being a little too picky?
So here's the question: how many of these boxes do you tick?
- Brown hair
- Blue eyes
- 5ft 5' tall
- 9st 2lbs
- 34C
- Irish accent
- No tattoos
- Works as a nurse
- Likes rock music
- Loves football
- Supports Manchester United
- Eats roast dinners
- Meat eater
- Drinks white wine
- Favourite TV show: Game of Thrones
- Favourite film: Dirty Dancing
- Drives a Mini Cooper
- Enjoys reading, eating out and travelling