"This is my 17 year old son who just came out of dental surgery," explains Christine Livingston of North Carolina. "He had his wisdom teeth removed. He is upset because his idol Beyoncé never showed up."
Understandably, I'm sure you'd agree.
Yes, it's the latest in the 'post-wisdom teeth surgery' canon of YouTube videos: 'Beyoncé After Dentist'. It begins with this wonderful exchange between Christine and Cody:
"Who are you looking for?"
"Beyoncé couldn't make it."
"She told me she'd be here!"
"It's gonna be OK."
"She lied to me!"
And goes on to include Cody being very alarmed by his own burps (and blood), thinking he's going to Africa (although he hates it) and being convinced that the FBI are manning a road block.
Bless you, poor Cody. We hope you become a very big star as a result of your mum making (gentle) fun of you. And we hope Beyoncé gets to see this video and finally shows up.