Who said it had to be upright? Though, there is the matter of where the presents will go? Obviously VB is playing up the minimal thing and, like us, she's really not about the tinsel.
This is no ordinary tree, it's an installation by Shirazeh Houshiary of the Lisson Gallery. Take a look at these photos the Brit designer posted on Instagram Thursday.
She even posted a video of exactly how her little elves installed the tree - no muss, no fuss.