Conservative Party New Year's Resolutions 2016

05/01/2016 16:05 GMT | Updated 05/01/2016 16:59 GMT

The Conservative Party have released their official set of New Year's Resolutions for all party members to abide by in 2016. HuffPost UK can exclusively reveal the full list:

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