This is Boaty McBoatface...
Or it might be if a public poll gets its way.
Needless to say the grownups are are bit disturbed at the thought - the former head of the Navy has accused the public of "going mad" in the quest for the greatest boat name in the history of boat names.
But who is he to talk? There have been some pretty unusually monikered ships over the years.
Test your knowledge - real ship name or one we just made up?Suggest a correction