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Hair's Where It's At: Calculating the Cost of Hair Removal

Posted: 03/12/2012 23:00

Not long ago, my hair piece received a lot of attention.

I wrote an article here on The Huffington Post UK about pubic hair and the response to that article was overwhelming. There were more than 400 comments, over 600 shares on various social media, and in excess of 4000 "likes". Besides that, many people tweeted me or emailed me.

A lot of people who contacted me personally told me about their own preferences in hair, either on themselves or on others. A number were especially interested in discussing the role of hair during sex. Some asked me about my own pubic hair, and wondered why I hadn't shared that information in the article (strange, that).

There were the odd offensive, rude, or downright bizarre responses to the hair piece, but in general, people were really positive. Both men and women said that they didn't like the pressure on women (or on men) to be hairless, or to prefer those who are hairless. Many lamented the current, hair-raising zeitgeist.

All of which leads me to ask: if we're so troubled by the hairless movement, why aren't we doing anything about it? Why do we continue to shave/wax/use depilatory creams/whatever if we actually prefer the more natural look and feel? Why do we put ourselves through that?

Instead of focusing purely on the psychological and emotional effects of hair removal, as I am wont to do, we could make this a straightforward financial issue.

A package of five or ten of the cheapest disposable razors costs around £3. Obviously, you can get electric razors, razors with "soothing strips" made out of aloe, razors with additional blades, and so on, but for the very basic razors, you don't need to pay more than a few pounds. Let's say you're really looking to save money and you don't want to buy any shaving gel or any creams to slather on your tender skin after shaving. Even in this scenario, you're spending £3 every month or two on razors. That means £18-36 a year.

Or maybe you go to the salon and get a waxing. My local salon charges £30 for a full leg, bikini, and underarm wax. If you want a "Brazilian" wax or a "Playboy" wax, you're now talking about another £15-25. Add your eyebrows or upper lip for an additional £10 each. It's worth pointing out that this is in a small city, so prices will surely be higher in other areas. In fact, I just checked and at a salon in London, waxing was £10-20 higher per body part. Salons recommend that you get a wax every four-six weeks, so we're potentially talking about £360 or more per year just to keep the bikini line smooth.

But maybe you want something more permanent. Lasering and electrolysis each cost a minimum of £35 a session, and many websites suggest that at least six-10 sessions are required for each body part. That's at least £210-350 for that course of sessions, and clearly for many people, additional sessions will be needed.

Then we should calculate all the time it takes to shave or to drive to the salon and sit through the waxing/lasering/electrolysis. Say that's just 10 minutes to shave in the shower every day or every few days. But salons say they take 30-75 minutes per waxing session, and most salons are not exactly next door to where you live, so you have to get there, whether on your feet, or by bike, bus, car, or taxi. Now you're looking at two or three or even more hours each time. How much is your time worth? Try calculating that. When you start getting into three or four figures, it's enough to put hair on your chest.

For some people, talking about hair and its removal by appealing to their emotions won't work. In some cases, we have a stake in denying that we're being oppressed. We might claim that we feel better about ourselves without hair (but one can ask exactly how and why we began to feel that way). We might argue that we enjoy spending the time taking care of ourselves, or that sex is better, or that we "like the look", or whatever else.

But we could analyse the topic a bit more coldly, from a financial perspective. Is hair removal really worth the time and money people spend? What could you do with an extra £18 or £360 (or even more) a year? What could you do with an extra 10 minutes a week or two hours a month? Imagine how you could pamper yourself with that time and money (a relaxing bath, a fancy cup of coffee, a baked treat from a café, a film, a museum exhibit, a massage, a trip to the gym, a meal out with a friend or lover, an activity with your child/ren, etc). You could even spend that time having more sex.

If so many people genuinely feel worried about the hairless state of affairs we've found ourselves in, why not do something about it? Imagine the time and money you could save, imagine the other things you could do instead of heading to the salon, and imagine how much better you might end up feeling about yourself.

Maybe we need to stop tearing our hair out and realise that hair's actually where it's at.

 

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Not long ago, my hair piece received a lot of attention. I wrote an article here on The Huffington Post UK about pubic hair and the response to that article was overwhelming. There were more than 40...
Not long ago, my hair piece received a lot of attention. I wrote an article here on The Huffington Post UK about pubic hair and the response to that article was overwhelming. There were more than 40...
 
 
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01:57 PM on 12/05/2012
I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. It is a condition where the body produces to much testosterone. This results in me having excessive hair growth on parts of my body (mainly my chin, upper lip and chest). I had about half-a-dozen laser treatments on my chin, but it became too expensive. The growth on my chin isn't as bad now, but it still requires me to shave twice a day. I shave my chest once a day too. I also have waxing done on my lip and eyebrows a couple of times a month. Salons are pushing for people with POS to be treated on the NHS as this is the result of a medical condition. I resent it when people say women shouldn't feel ashamed because of having excess hair. To a great many (including myself), the line is drawn when you start to resemble a man and lose some of your femininity. No offense to men, but I do NOT want to look like a man!
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04:15 AM on 12/10/2012
I had the same condition It was not until this condition turned into ovarian cancer and it does more times then not and I had them removed the whole kitten cabootle that the hair issue disappeared. An occasional wisker here or there but nothing like it was before the surgery.
11:20 PM on 12/04/2012
Could be worse, in ancient Rome both women and men plucked thier armpit hair. More precisely a slave did it for them.
08:15 PM on 12/04/2012
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII have the answer and it won't cost a penny. I will remove some, all hair free of charge, BUT this offer is for woman only. Sorry men, it's not discrimination just plain common sense lol.
09:33 PM on 12/04/2012
and please send a recent, full body photograph and facial close up first lol.
12:00 AM on 12/05/2012
Good man I presume your a man? I never thought of that way well said. Do you weemen hear sorry read that? A FULL BODY PICTURE By the way, I'm not as fussy as Jockey, so don't worry so much about the face, thought that would be welcome as well, as long as there's a picture of the areas needed hair removed lol?
12:01 AM on 12/05/2012
Sorry Jockey, that should have read a good wan and not way.
05:18 PM on 12/04/2012
It is depressing the amount of pressure that's on everyone to do XYZ. men shouldn't feel ashamed for having a hairy chest and women shouldn't be accused of being dirty for not shaving their underarms (etc etc). Personally, I don't mind my thighs being hairy but prefer by knees and lower legs to be smooth - and I don't see how that affects anyone else on any level at all. It's werd how body hair almost automatically becomes public domain and we feel we have the right to tell people to do things with their bodies that they don't want to.
The cost and time is also stupid. I stop shaving when it's winter and find myself saving so much time :')
04:28 PM on 12/04/2012
Oh, for the days of women having what looked like the hair of a member of the Jackson five in their underpants. Those were the days.
09:34 PM on 12/04/2012
That's 40+ I think.
05:22 PM on 12/05/2012
Indeed. Happier days, though. Not "happy days", that was in the 50s.....even though it was on in the 70s. Only people of my age will understand that one.
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04:17 AM on 12/10/2012
I will trim it down but not shave it off. We were ment to have that hair or it would not be there.
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12:29 PM on 12/04/2012
A slight change in the subject. I always think about mens facial hair, not because I favour it, it doesn't bother me either way.

I was discussing with my husband the cost of his razors and querying as to why men do not get these VAT free in the same way women get the VAT off their sanitary products.

There is a lot of jobs that insist on employees being clean shaven and unless all men are supposed to walk around like man Friday I think its peculiar they do not get this perk on their razors.

I know its a random time to raise it but it just seemed like a good opportunity. If knows why or has an answer i'd love to know.
11:41 AM on 12/04/2012
I agree. Let's also stop cutting nails, whitening teeth, removing warts, trimming ear and nostril hair - Let's really go for it - stop washing ! Got head lice? - get over it!
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04:20 AM on 12/10/2012
Ach that is a bit extreme isn't it? I mean really a modestly dressed person would not be showing that pubic hair in public to start with so what in heaven is all the fuss about?
07:03 PM on 12/03/2012
Good article. Personal declaration ---I only shave legs in Summer but underarms when it gets too noticeable + pubic hair, sometimes for grooming. I pluck my eyebrows reguarly + had electrolysis for my upper lip which didn,t work , so pluck my upper lip occasionally.
HOWEVER, there was a recent article on Mailonline ( British ) which showed nude photos of this Kiwi guy's partner from the air. They were fantastic, but most of the bloggers concentrated on her pubic hair which some described as " gross ." This is so sad. I thought of young people who could have gained the impression that shame was attached to pubic hair. I think we,re all getting a touch pathetic on hair + I don,t want our young women adding something else to the list of what,s wrong with them.