LIFESTYLE

People Came Up With 10 New Measures Of Success That Have F-All To Do With Getting Married

#Lifegoals

26/10/2016 16:16

Scrolling through Facebook we all know what society values as milestones in life worth celebrating: engagements, weddings, babies. Nice if you have them, but if you don’t, you may feel like a loser.

But aha! What if we could redefine success?

Now people on Reddit are coming up with their own #lifegoals that we can totally get on board with.    

1. To be a snooze-button ninja. 

“Go from asleep to fully dressed and then driving in less than eight minutes because you are late to work.”

-Canuckleigh

2. To have the immune system of a green-juice drinker.

“Live for 365 days without ever becoming ill.”

-Sat_At_My_Desk

3. To be completely unphased by bad luck and superstition. 

“Walk under a ladder, open an umbrella indoors, fail to forward a chain email, break a mirror, and have a black cat cross your path on a single Friday the thirteenth.” 

-Fredfredbug4

4. To break your Fitbit. 

“Walk the distance equivalent to the circumference of the Earth.”

-PianoCube93 

5. To win against the Internet trolls. 

“Win an argument versus a stranger in the YouTube comment section. I bet your parents will be proud.”

-Fredfredbug4

6. To become a master of romantic rejection. 

“Get rejected lots. In a row. Go speed dating for maximum efficiency. Nineteen rejections in a single evening. I think that is achievement whoring.”

-ConstableBlimeyChips

7. To diminish your social circle to the point you no longer need to pretend to be fun. 

“Avoid unwanted social relationship until they eventually stop calling.”

-explodingbarrels

8. To go viral. 

“After getting sick, infect one hundred of your nearest and dearest.”

-Fredfredbug4

9. To f**k up on a grand scale. 

“Royally screw something up trying to impress four or more people.”

-ghibligirlgamer

10. To achieve the ultimate life goal.

“Go a week without caffeine.” 

-ghibligirlgamer

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