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This 'Sexy' Men's Underwear Will Give You Strange Feelings

The gift that keeps on giving.

18/04/2016 18:08

Not sure what to give that special man in your life? Some wildly sexual undergarments, of course.

Lithuania-based Etsy seller 'warmpresents' is about to make all your weird bedroom stuff come true with their so-bad-they're-good-and-then-bad-again knitted pants for men.

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Warmpresents has an entire range of hand-knitted penis holders. Warmpresents describes their underwear as 'sexy'. Warmpresents really wants you to anthropomorphise your genitals.

Aside from a literal interpretation of the unmentionable trouser snake, Warmpresents has bestowed upon us the ability to turn a penis into a lovable cartoon cannabis leaf.

The detail, the craftsmanship, the eyebrows.

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etsy/warmpresents

If you don't decide to purchase these for every anniversary, birthday, Valentine's and Christmas, you are literally living your life entirely wrong.

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etsy/warmpresents

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