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Celebrity Big Brother’s Shaun Williamson Once Signed The Inside Of A Woman’s Vagina, So Yeah, Let’s Talk About That

We wish we were joking.

24/08/2017 10:37 BST | Updated 24/08/2017 10:41 BST

‘Celebrity Big Brother’ has thrown us more than a few curveballs in the past few weeks.

We’ve seen Dangerous Danan causing chaos, Trisha Paytas deciding to make an early exit and Sarah Harding accidentally igniting a girlband war.

Nothing, though, and we mean nothing could have prepared us for this.

In one of the most unexpected revelations of the past century (seriously), Shaun Williamson told housemates about the time he signed his name on the inside of a woman’s vagina.

Yeah. We’re not kidding.

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Shaun, you did not need to mime this. 

Derek Acorah had just told his own tale of an encounter with a fan, when the former ‘EastEnders’ star piped up.

“Talk of the South, TOTS it’s called, nightclub in Southend, Sharpie pen, 20 odd years ago, I signed sort of... just inside, a woman. Just inside,” he said. 

We know what you’re thinking. Surely he made a mistake while speaking? He can’t have actually autographed the inside of a woman’s vagina?

Readers, you’re wrong.

Made In Chelsea’s Sam Thompson was the first to respond, and speaking on behalf of the nation he said: “The vagina??”

Shaun then replied: “Just inside, half outside, half inside.”

So yeah. Barry from ‘EastEnders’ once wrote his name “half inside” a vagina.

What next, eh? Where does polite evening conversation go, once someone has made a revelation on this scale? Who. Knows. 

We need a lie down.

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