The launch of the iPhone 7 proves what we already knew: Apple thinks we are all more responsible and adult than we actually are.
They already tried to push us to our limits with the hugely smashable iPhone 6 screen, and look how that ended up...
Now they want us to deal with wireless headphones, and quite honestly, we’re not sure we are quite up to the challenge.
So many potential hazards...
INSTANTLY ON THE FLOOR.
2. Diving Into Your Tea Like Tom Daley At The Olympics
We’ll be fishing them out of there shortly.
Walking in public never felt so nerve-wracking.
4. Losing Them In Bed
Like looking for a needle in a haystack.
5. Heavy Snowfall
Camouflage in the worst way.
6. Public Transport
Because scrambling around on the floor during your commute really screams: “I’ve got my life together.”
You mean you didn’t want headphones in your pasta sauce?
8. Public Toilets
Choose life. Choose wires.