Too Hot to Handle: Surviving a Heat Wave with Toddlers

21/07/2016 11:23 | Updated 21 July 2016

In case it happens to have passed you by, it's a little bit bloody hot out there.

Unlike the sun which you pay a lot of money for in the name of a relaxing holiday, (or not), you are supposed to just woman up and get on with life as normal despite the fact you're sweating your tits off and no one is sleeping properly.

The whingelets have both been up and whining since 6am and to add in to this delightful mix I have a head cold and a sore throat (hopefully not life threatening) which means my signature enthusiasm for pre breakfast tantrums is waning.

So what the hell do you do when it's too hot to function?