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In Defence of Piers Morgan: 10 Reasons to Love the Man People Hate

Posted: 20/04/2012 00:00

Piers Morgan - controversial ex-editor of the Mirror, dubiously qualified judge of talent on both sides of the pond, and successor to the braces of Larry King - is a divisive figure. He has been described as an obnoxious idiot, an odious windbag, a pompous cretin, and an arrogant, smarmy, egotistical, self-satisfied, droning buffoon. His critics have been less kind.

In light of Piers's new series of Life Stories on ITV1, I believe it is time for a re-assessment of the much-maligned Mr Morgan. Here are 10 reasons why you should love the man people hate:

  1. He is a bona fide brilliant interviewer. This last month alone, two of Piers Morgan's Life Stories interviews provoked front page headlines, eliciting brand new quotes from TV icons Bill Roache (who claimed a jaw-dropping 1,000 notches on his bedpost) and Dennis Waterman (brazenly confessing to punching ex-wife Rula Lenska). His days as a newspaper editor may be in the past, but Piers still has a nose for a scoop, utilising his journalistic rigour to coax fresh revelations out of countless famous names and political figures, from Peter Andre and Cheryl Cole to Rick Santorum and Christine O'Donnell. He is fearless, he listens, and he never shirks his responsibility to ask the tough questions that people really want answering. As an interviewer, Piers is genuinely one of the best there is.
  2. He honed his craft and did the graft.
    Despite his posh name and plummy accent, Piers wasn't born with a silver spoon in his mouth. After an ordinary upbringing and comprehensive school education, he started as a junior reporter on the Streatham and Tooting News, hauling himself up the ladder in the years that followed. He is a self-made man who didn't get a shortcut to the top thanks to daddy's connections or some old boys' network. Everything he's achieved has been through hard work, grit and determination.
  3. He's entertaining and interesting on Twitter.
    From entertainment to news to politics to sport, not a day goes by without Piers opining on a smorgasbord of topics. Whether you agree with him or not, he always has something to say and his views often provoke healthy debate. His 'Twanter' with Lord Sugar, Rio Ferdinand and Gary Lineker is always an amusing highlight of my Twitter day. Articulate and erudite, Piers sets a linguistic example with his meticulous spelling. He's also interactive, reading, replying and retweeting fans and critics alike.
  4. He discovered Susan Boyle.
    One of the biggest stars of the 21st century, the multi-million-selling global phenomenon SuBo was found under Piers's watch on Britain's Got Talent. Indeed, Susan is on record as saying that "Piersy baby" was one of the reasons she auditioned on that fateful evening in Glasgow. "He is dead handsome," Susan said of Piers in 2009, "I used to put the show on to see him." Through America's Got Talent, Piers also championed ventriloquist Terry Fator, who became the most successful talent show winner in history when he signed a $100,000,000 contract to headline at The Mirage in Las Vegas.
  5. He won Celebrity Apprentice USA.
    Anyone who watched the 2007 star-filled season of the Donald Trump reality show saw that Piers was a deserving winner. Thanks to his ferocious work ethic, intelligent-thinking and phenomenal drive, he stormed his way through the competition, winning 11 tasks out of 13, and raising over $750,000 for charity in the process.
  6. His wife is way out of his league.
    Have you seen his missus? Is it any wonder the man always looks so smug? Cambridge graduate Celia Walden is intelligent, beautiful and 12 years his junior. Piers serves as an inspiration for all pudgy-faced, slightly tubby men of a certain age with ambitions of punching well above their weight.
  7. He launched First News.
    In 2006, a newspaper entered the market that was designed to get children interested in current affairs. The editorial director behind this venture was Piers Morgan and the publication currently enjoys sales figures of around 40,000 a week. Making the news appealing and accessible for this many 7- to 14-year-olds can only be a good thing.
  8. He's more popular than Simon Cowell.
    Yes, hard as this may be to believe, when Americans want an obnoxious Brit critiquing their prodigies, they prefer to watch Morgan over Cowell. America's Got Talent, on which Piers served as a judge, enjoyed its best audience figures ever in 2011, securing an average of 11.8 million viewers across the season and 14.4m for its finale. By comparison, Simon Cowell judging the new US version of the X Factor was only able to entice a 10.9 million average, and 12.6m for the finale - around 10% less than Piers attracted.
  9. He has a superhumanly thick skin.
    Attenborough was wrong - the creature with the toughest skin on the planet is not the whale shark, it is the greater spotted Morgan. No matter what gets thrown at him on Twitter or in the media, it all bounces off Teflon Morgan. That shell of steel has to be admired.
  10. He provided the world with this endlessly entertaining clip.
    After bombastically declaring George W Bush an idiot for falling off a Segway in 2003, karma paid Piers a visit and four years later he too achieved the near-impossible, toppling over the self-balancing scooter. As a bonus, Piers's tumble was caught on camera, allowing us to relive the moment again and again thanks to the magic of the internet. The comments left by YouTube users underneath the video are testament to how much pleasure it has brought people.

So there you have it - 10 reasons to think differently of Mr Marmite Morgan. And that's just for starters. I'm sure there are many more reasons to like Piers Morgan - just ask the man himself...

 

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Peter Leary
So long and thanks for all the fish.
12:40 PM on 06/06/2012
The trouble with great irony - and I sincerely hope that's what this list represents - is that it can become so subtle that a lot of readers don't 'get it'. You could at least have stuck a 'LOL' at the end Jon...
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ignacio sanabria
Mirror synapses at work
07:51 PM on 04/23/2012
Find him very engaging. At least he is not so boring as some of his American counterparts.
Wonder Land
...Words Matter
03:11 PM on 04/23/2012
I agree with some of these comments but there is one thing I just can"t swallow..... The way he panders to Donald Trump turns my stomach. Anybody who takes that man seriously has some serious problems of their own.
maxfax
Taa - dah!
01:19 PM on 04/23/2012
No indeed, absolutely not. His skill as an interviewer is for "celebrity" he has no skill or background for politics or cultural issues in America. CNN made a major mistake giving him this program. He's better suited for "Inside Edition" nothing else. He was an elitist pick that's all.
11:05 PM on 04/22/2012
MORGAN is too prejudicial and biased regarding the upcoming American election - he fans the flames of Obama adorers...and equally disparages in a very underhanded way the Right...it's particularly obnixious because he's a Brit - what does he really know about American politics...??? rather odious - and his stuoid, stupid question about 'how many times have you been in love' = BARF me
08:43 PM on 04/22/2012
His interview style used to get on my nerves. Because he'd ask a questions and it was obvious he wasn't listening to the answer. He was sitting there already thinking about his next comment or question. But he was Very Kind to Susan Boyle from the beginning, including her first audition on Britain's Got Talent. I thought it was a kind and classy way for him to treat her. It made me respect him. So i give him a lot of leeway in his style for that reason. Recently he's gotten better in his interviews on CNN. And he's never BORING. So i usually try to catch his show.
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charleyvldm9
He thinks outside the box.
06:48 PM on 04/22/2012
# 11. Of course he is better than Larry King.
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SecularAdvocate
Media Watcher
05:30 PM on 04/22/2012
"No matter what gets thrown at him on Twitter or in the media, it all bounces off Teflon Morgan. That shell of steel has to be admired."

Congrats on mixing three metaphors in two sentences.

Piers Morgan should be in prison. As the editor of a national newspaper, he published pictures on that paper's front page which he probably knew to be fake in order to advance his paper's political agenda.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/01/16/piers-morgan-made-catastrophic-error-abuse-pictures_n_1208795.html

To have the trust of the public and to abuse it in such a cavalier fashion is the mark of a criminal.

And I object to the "Marmite" idea. Marmite is something you either love or hate.

I don't think Morgan has many lovers. Mostly people take an interest in him because he's a rent-a- controversy boy, and one who proves the adage that the most noise comes from the shallow end.
04:29 PM on 04/22/2012
Anyone who can work for the 'Mirror' let alone edit it, must be a moron. End of.
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My Mate Pat
Nobody's Nationalist
12:51 PM on 04/21/2012
I find your praise of Piers somewhat faint. Rightly so.
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Puller58
Man of Mystery
03:42 AM on 04/21/2012
I found the details of his interview with George Zimmerman's brother odious. All he did was assist Papa Zimmerman in trying to whitewash his idiot son's image. Too much like Larry King.
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Gavin Saunders
we only have each other
02:49 AM on 04/21/2012
Trying to hard to rehabilitate this joker's non-existent character. The guy is tabloid filth.
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Gavin Saunders
we only have each other
03:11 AM on 04/21/2012
*too hard
02:06 AM on 04/21/2012
He is keeping braindead shows going because he is greedy and needy. If it were not for people like him, we would not have garbage on T.V. like X factor et al.
01:10 AM on 04/21/2012
Morgan !
a total Turkey.
success or any percieved jealousy regarding 'his' success, is not a part of my brief.
this is about 'him' personally.
a total turkey !
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marignymitch
E pluribus unum percent
07:35 PM on 04/20/2012
Then there's the accent, which producers incorrectly think Americans love. Oh, and defense is spelled d-e-f-e-n-s-e.
10:16 PM on 04/20/2012
No offence, but defence is spelt defence.
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Jon Connell
10:51 PM on 04/20/2012
Indeed! Thank you.
02:22 PM on 04/22/2012
LOL marignymitch got it totally wrong. There is no defence to spell defence 'defense' :-)
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Jon Connell
10:37 PM on 04/20/2012
Thanks for reading, marignymitch.

In American English, 'defense' is preferred. In British English (and most of the rest of the English-speaking world), 'defence' is the correct form. As a British person writing a blog for the British section of The Huffington Post, I have used the British spelling - d-e-f-e-n-c-e.

Hope that helps! :-)