As men dip their upper lips in the mustachioed moat of Movember, the UK is that little bit more hairy than it was two weeks ago.
I too am indulging my facial hair - earning some rather favourable comparisons: Clark Gable, Poirot and Charles Bronson have sprung to colleagues' minds as they gaze upon my baby handlebar Mo. I've even been googling reputable retailers in search of quality moustache wax (I hear Foad Wax can give that 1930s slick finish).
My Movember lookalikes: (l-r) Clark Gable, David Suchet as Poirot and Tom Hardy as prisoner Charles Bronson in the film Bronson.
A celebration of the wild side of grooming, a celebration of not shaving, a celebration of ... moustaches.
Isn't there more to this stubbly race than experimental hair growth? Growing a straggly unconvincing tache is all rather fun, but are we all on board the Movember movement?
Out of the moustaches reading this blog - which ones are raising money for the cause? I suspect there are a few guilty whisker twitches, including my own.
At the time of writing, I have not raised a single penny for Movember. I am simply another tache enjoying a ride on the Mo-wagon.
So is my neglect of the Movember campaign causing an unforgivable disservice to men around the world?
Movember raises awareness and vital funds for men's health, including mental health issues and prostate and testicular cancer - three sobering subjects with startling facts attached.
As we all know, on average women live longer than men - five to six years. But Movember say there's no biological reason for this to be the case. Up to half of male cancer cases could be prevented by making healthier diet and lifestyle choices.
Many Mo-Bros may not be reaching deep into their pockets to support organisations like Prostate Cancer UK and The Institute of Cancer Research, but perhaps taking part is enough. Movember calculates that one moustache grown in their name generates 11 Facebook updates, 10 tweets and 36 face-to-face mentions of the campaign - totalling an impressive 2,413 conversations.
So, growing a moustache for all to see is in itself helping to demolish the crippling stigma of male depression and the awkwardness surrounding testicular and prostate check-ups.
My fellow Mo-bros and I are half way through our hairy journey - no need to shamefully shave off our lovingly grown growth for lack of sponsorship - simply talking about Movember is changing the world.
But every little helps - I've set up my Movember page here, raising money so men can live happier and healthier lives.
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Ed Nelson models 'the trucker' with girlfriend Jemma Thompson's grudging permission.
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I've joined Movember and Sons for the 30 days of Movember. As a wise man once said, "If you want to make a change, if you want to promote conversation, then grow, or support the growth, of a moustache". Please check out my Movember campaign at <a href="http://mobro.co/mdaffonz">http://mobro.co/mdaffonz</a> and see how I'm changing the face of men's health
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<a href="http://mobro.co/mattblank82">SPONSOR Matt Blank HERE</a>
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<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/BruceSCrawford"><img style="float:left;padding-right:6px !important;" src="http://images.huffingtonpost.com/twitter_profile_img/4167987.png" /></a><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/BruceSCrawford">BruceSCrawford</a>:<br />Thursday Movember 8th. It ain't pretty, but neither is prostate cancer.
8 days. Want to shave now..
<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/Luke_Julie_Lount"><img style="float:left;padding-right:6px !important;" src="http://graph.facebook.com/715702530/picture?type=square" /></a><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/Luke_Julie_Lount">Luke Julie Lount</a>:<br />8 days in, its going to be a long month.
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Currently the #172 Mo in the UK. Let’s push it higher.. HTTP://Mobro/NickyTwoHats
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This is Andy Collins who works at Tottenham Jobcentre doing his bit to raise money for prostate cancer.
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As men dip their upper lips in the mustachioed moat of Movember, the UK is that little bit more hairy than it was two weeks ago.
I too am indulging my facial hair - earning some rather favourable com...
As men dip their upper lips in the mustachioed moat of Movember, the UK is that little bit more hairy than it was two weeks ago.
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Richard Herring tried to reclaim the toothbrush moustache by dedicating an entire stand-up show to it in 2009, saying "it was Chaplin's first then Hitler ruined it'. Working by this logic, if you see this moustache on the street it is fair to assume the person sporting is either thought-provokingly funny or abhorrent.
An extensive report recently published concluded that nearly half (43%) of cancer cases in the UK are caused by lifestyle and environmental factors. This amounted to 134,000 new cases of cancer in 2010 that were potentially preventable. So, with our eye firmly on prevention, here are 10 things you can do to slash your cancer risk.
Since when did it become the norm for women to be bald or, at the very least, tidily trimmed in their pubic regions? Since when is it okay for people to tell their friends just what they think of their body hair?
A couple of years ago my wife took Ziggy for a check up at the vet. Ziggy is my dog, a cocker spaniel, and when the vet felt his testicles he said to my wife, "You should keep an eye on this. It's a bit odd." At which point my wife said "Christ, my husband's testicle feels a bit strange. One's feeling a lot harder." The vet told Ollie I should get tested immediately.
Find me a UK citizen who wouldn't like to see the government's main men strutting about Westminster fashioning rather excellent moustaches, and I'll find you a badger who'd like to be culled.
When I was going through my cancer journey, I did it alone. Sure, there were a couple of thoughtful, older guys who were living with prostate cancer who told me that everything would be okay. And while I appreciated their kindness, their journey wasn't quite like mine.
So, Mo Bros, it's time to prepare your skin, your grooming kit, and even your partner for a prickly month ahead. Grow a Mo to spark a lot of fun conversation, raise some money and help change the face of men's health...literally.
It's an annoying campaign to get young men in the prime of life to become neurotic about their health via a campaign that is all about conspicuous caring and saying 'look at me....no plrease, really...look at me everybody' - incredibly new lab inspired irritating tosh
llohan: It's an annoying campaign to get young men in the
Great article; It's always a bit of a struggle to get people to donate. The main hurdle you come to is the reaction: 'You want me to give you money just for growing a moustache'?'. Keep at people though, remind them and you do get some donations. Something is better than nothing I suppose!
ShredRipmaster: Great article; It's always a bit of a struggle to
I know what you mean. I'm also putting up with having a tache but none of my friends have sponsored me yet, either. I think Apathy in the UK fits with this, too.
Elliot_Lord: I know what you mean. I'm also putting up with