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Bewildered, Elderly Male Considers the Sensation of 'Fifty Shades of Grey'

Posted: 09/07/2012 00:00

It's sad, but undeniably true, that our rubbish tells more about us than our art. Take the literary sensation of our times - you must have heard about it. It's called Fifty Shades of Grey, a poorly written, passingly pornographic novel that has become the fastest selling book of all time. Its puerile plot and kinky sex has sold 10 million paperbacks in America, a million E-books on Amazon; Hollywood stars are fighting to appear in the movie. The author, a British woman going under the name of E.L. James, is a squillionaire having already outpaced J.K. Rowling, Dan Brown (an even worse writer), the Koran and the Bible.

It's invented a literary genre, 'Mummy Porn'. The women who buy it are predominantly in their 30s and 40s. An entire female generation seems swept up in a story of a young virgin submitting to lots - and lots - of sado-masochistic sex at the hands, and the instruments, indeed, of a post-modern Marquis de Sade.

Feminists are beside themselves trying to explain how this could happen; how women, the powerful, independent women of the 21st Century, should be so fascinated by female powerlessness and subjugation. One suggestion - that the fantasy of submission is a welcome escape for women who are now taking care of everybody else ("the relentless responsibility of the modern woman's life", as Newsweek put it) - lit the blue touchpaper of feminist sensibilities. Another - that women have always loved porn (or, in these non-judgemental times, 'erotica') and E-books, Kindles and so on mean they can do so without others noticing, has also had short shrift.

There must be more to it, and, of course there is. Even I, a bewildered, elderly male whose notions of pornography involve strapping girls with beach balls, dimly discerns it.

Take the characters. The anti-hero, the whip wielder, is hardly Sir Jasper. He's an Adonis, we're told over and over again, who's a piano prodigy and wine connoisseur who's made his billions out of renewable energy - ha! - and is desperate to feed the Third World, right on! Sure, he knocks her about, but rubs in baby oil afterwards. New monster or what?

The tiresome virgin (you don't have to be a sadist to have the urge to slap her) is actually in control... negotiating the details of her degradation, even drawing up a contract to define their sexual terms of trade.

Her monster has it all. He's solicitous, caring and only cruel because he is damaged. So he's needy, as well as filthy rich. He's a project and you just know the virgin will change him into the tractable family man all the readers of the book are, apparently, trying to escape from. It's tripe, but it skewers that particularly paradox more neatly than Shakespeare.

But what does it really tell us? That the threshold of what shocks and/or excites us has risen immeasurably in less than a generation. That the arguments over the middle ground of pornography are simplistic. Objectifying women? Doesn't all fiction objectify people? Women are not necessarily victims, on or off the page.

Most of all, that women may be mistresses of the universe but their literary taste is no better than men's.

 

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It's sad, but undeniably true, that our rubbish tells more about us than our art. Take the literary sensation of our times - you must have heard about it. It's called Fifty Shades of Grey, a poorly wr...
It's sad, but undeniably true, that our rubbish tells more about us than our art. Take the literary sensation of our times - you must have heard about it. It's called Fifty Shades of Grey, a poorly wr...
 
 
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04:24 AM on 07/28/2012
strongly recommend A.N. Roquelaure (Anne Rice pseudnym) for well written works in this genre. The Beauty Series: The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty, Beauty's Punishment, and Beauty's Release.
Makes 50 Shades look amateurish in terms of literary skill and imagination.
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09:37 PM on 07/10/2012
Someone should tell them about the Gor books by John Norman :)
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08:32 PM on 07/10/2012
Your conclusion is right on. It's the great last discovery of sensitive men: Women are just men with vaginas.
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03:28 PM on 07/10/2012
I think this book just reveals that the majority of the human race are idiots.
02:12 PM on 07/10/2012
Michael, I do not believe for a moment that "The author, a British woman going under the name of E.L. James, is a squillionaire having already outpaced J.K. Rowling, Dan Brown (an even worse writer), the Koran and the Bible." The Daily Mail says "EL James has earned an estimated £6.5million in just a few months after her explicit novel Fifty Shades of Grey became a summer sensation." That doesn't put her anywhere near Jo Rowling! And even if she gets a gong for services to middle aged women's hormones I don't imagine for a moment that she can be said to have done anything for literature, or [adult] womens' reading skills!
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08:14 AM on 07/10/2012
Have you never heard of "The Story of 'O'"? It was a publishing industry megahit about 100 years ago and is nothing but sado-masochistic porn.
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Edgar H
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08:08 AM on 07/10/2012
To hell with the classic's!

Give the masses a bit of porn and lets see the people go to work with a smile.

A Tale of Two Cities 200 million.
Le Petit Prince (The Little Prince) 200 million.
The Lord of the Rings 150 million.
The Hobbit 100 million.
Dream of the Red Chamber 100 million.
And Then There Were None 100 million.
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe 85 million.
She 83 million.
The Da Vinci Code 80 million.
Think and Grow Rich 70 million.

The Harry Potter series of books is estimated to have sold 450 million.

This book has a long way to go before it gets in the list of top 10 best sellers.
Neither the Bible or Koran (both of which are in the most printed top 10), were printed just for sell but printed with the intention of being given away.
The test of a book is not measured in the short term but the long haul.
05:50 AM on 07/10/2012
There are only so many books you can actually physically read or mentally absorb during one's lifetime, so why not read the full-on classics instead? They are called classics for a reason. In the same way you can eat healthily for less than you would pay to buy junk food, you can eschew lightweight drivel churned out by cynical money-grubbing authors and their greedy publishers by seeking out the best literature available. It's not the subject matter that counts (the Bible is full of sadistic violence, rape, bigotry and other unpleasantness), its the quality of the writing, its message and values that count. Go and read some Dickens!
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08:09 AM on 07/10/2012
Comrade, the readers of Fifty Shades of Grey love Dickens.
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Rich Cash
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08:26 AM on 07/10/2012
Oh, get real! I'm a huge Dickens fan myself, but even Dickens was panned by many of the literary critics of his time. His novels, especially as they were presented in serial format, were hugely popular despite his critics. The ports of Boston, New York, Baltimore, Charleston, and Savannah were crowded with his fans every month as the latest installment of his latest novel sailed into port. Today's critics have huge fun panning the works of Stephen King, John Grisham, Tom Clancy, and J. K. Rowling, but rest assured, they will be the Charles Dickens, Rudyard Kipling, and Mark Twain of tomorrow.
10:07 PM on 07/10/2012
I am perfectly "real" as you put it, but also impervious to the vapid trendiness of most (not all) popular culture. I wasn't arguing against modern literature, some of which will stand the test of time, just pointing out that commercial pap (what I call "airport" books) are really not worth the effort of reading when more elevated fare takes just as much effort.
01:03 AM on 07/10/2012
It is said that there is a book waiting to be written in all of us...
This lady has done it apparently.
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12:29 AM on 07/10/2012
I don't know why women just don't go on pornotube or some such for 3.37 clipped minutes of fun. This whole sort of erotic writing thing was done before by Harold Robbins. Badly. And before that, by Anaïs Nin in Delta of Venus- done very well and with her tongue firmly in her cheek. Done in hundreds of racy novels in the 50's like Nautipuss and The Hot Canary (she sings for her supper but does something else for her midnight snack). Done by hundreds of different authors over the years. This isn't a new phenomena. I think humans have very short memories.
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mmartini54
Roll on 2015!
08:37 PM on 07/09/2012
Another great piece by Michael Buerk! I gave it a go, because it's going around the women I know like wildfire. As a man, it seemed to me to be 'fifty shades of boredom'. Much inferior to the Story of O, for example. But each to his, or her, own.
07:22 PM on 07/09/2012
The world with all its beauty is made out of excrement, why not our desires?
05:45 PM on 07/09/2012
Mummy porn, or just Yummy Mummy porn for bored women?
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jf12
When I saw her I marveled greatly.
04:50 PM on 07/09/2012
Brilliant! Award for best line (and idea) this month or year: " our rubbish tells more about us than our art." Certainly true in an anthropological, archeological, sense, the ways in which it is also true in contemporary culture would require many doctoral theses, to expurge the dross and the chaff in order to study them.