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Boris: Won't Get Fooled Again?

Posted: 2/05/2012 00:00

"Who's more foolish the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Obi Wan Kenobi, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

Whilst standing on rain soaked streets campaigning against the re-election of Tory Mayor Boris Johnson I've had a range of responses. Mostly, this being politics and in London, it's been busy indifference.

Often I've had cheerful support for my calls to sack the old Etonian. Occasionally though I've had a very strange response; "Yeah but he's funny, isn't he?" What worries me is that these people might actually be serious.

There may be many reasons to re-elect Boris, although I can't see them myself, but I'm pretty certain his comedic persona is not one of them. It's nice to see politicians who can display wit but it should be pretty low on the priority list.

The strategy of selecting a winner based on humour is flawed on two main levels. Firstly if you elect Boris because he's funny he'll have less opportunity to make you laugh, as Mayor he can only make so many appearances on Have I Got News For You.

Secondly the very act of being Mayor makes him less funny. I don't find myself chuckling when I swipe my Oyster card and see the 50% rise in my fare and, forgive my sense of humour failure, but my sides have not been splitting over the rise in knife crime.

The Tory Mayor's comic appeal lies in an image of him as General Melchett from Blackadder; a caricature of the upper class eccentricity. Of course General Melchett was a satire of the First World War generals whose incompetence would lead millions of the men to their death.

We certainly don't choose our comics on the basis of their political skills. I've never gone to a comedy club in the hope of seeing a comic who has a firm grasp of the pension crisis and a vision of how to sustainably develop Britain's public housing.

In fact comics often epitomise the worst of human qualities for comic effect. Misanthropes, neurotics and fools are comedic tropes that we enjoy within the confines of the comedy performance, not with their finger on the big red button.

This flawed selection process appears to come from the idea that all politicians are bad and therefore someone who appears to be less like a politician and more like a fool must be good. Unfortunately all you've done is elect a fool.

 

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"Who's more foolish the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Obi Wan Kenobi, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope Whilst standing on rain soaked streets campaigning against the re-election of Tory Mayor ...
"Who's more foolish the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Obi Wan Kenobi, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope Whilst standing on rain soaked streets campaigning against the re-election of Tory Mayor ...
 
 
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Ben Wilson
What's the story mourning Tories?
03:45 PM on 05/05/2012
There were some solid candidates on offer, it was same scenario where most voters think they yet again only have 2 real choices and Ken was the bigger fool. Talk about dirty politics and he did himself no favors by so pubically pandering to the muslim vote in a manner that annoyed gay, Jewish and obviously the working class vote that is normally Labour but has right wing views on immigration and Britishness. And he never really stood a chance considering he got beat by Boris in the first place. Let's face it, if Boris can beat you, that's no credit to him, it's an almightly middle finger to you.
01:43 PM on 05/02/2012
You have no basis to label Boris Johnson a fool, he simply sees the world very differently to how you do. That does not mean that either of you are wrong, just different. Hatred towards tories from lefties always seems to inhibit them from ever doing anything of worth. I will brand myself neither, I prefer to judge things on an issue by issue basis rather than seeing what a favourite party thinks about it. I think that is what Londoners have done too. A largely labour supporting city has elected a Conservative mayor, not because they are conservatives but because they like Boris Johnson. They are listening to the candidates rather than voting for their chosen party, which makes more sense when you think about it. We do not live in an age where we need to choose a party for LIFE! There is no reason why anyone needs to brand themselves a socialist or a capitalist, labour, liberal or conservative just because we all have different methods of working towards equality. My main observation is that lefties always see Tories as evil, whereas Tories see lefties as ignorant. All we end up with is a lot of arguing and no doing, which is exactly what's happening with the opposition right now. The person who understood this more than anyone was Tony Blair, dare I say it!
07:25 PM on 05/02/2012
I was referring to fool in the sense of a clown.
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Richie2012
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10:59 AM on 05/02/2012
You really believe Boris is a fool? Or do you just want to beleive that Boris is a fool because it makes it easier to attack his politics.

"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat."
- Sun Tzu

Boris is no fool, Will. And only by respecting him will you socialists ever beat him. But then - that wouldn't be very left wing would it! It would be far too calm, calculating, and unemotional :)
07:20 PM on 05/02/2012
I was referring to fool in the sense of a clown. This point of the article was about those who vote on the basis of the entertainment value of the candidate.
12:00 AM on 05/02/2012
Ken's beignets obstacle is actually Siobhan, and that's a fact.
11:36 PM on 05/01/2012
In a city of millions all the Labour Party came up with Ken again. So what do you expect?