I do love Russell Brand (there's just something about men who manage to look sexy in eyeliner) but obviously not as much as Katy Perry does. I mean, I'm not sure – even given the opportunity, which would have been highly unlikely – I'd have married him. Would you?
The ultimate bad boy and self-confessed sex addict declared undying devotion, and swore he was a reformed man, after meeting the gorgeous pop star 10 years his junior. But all the wagging tongues stopped and drooled with anticipation last week when he was pictured casually ambling about hand in hand with some blonde from his latest film set.