While his coalition partners agonise over the 50p tax rate at Lib Dem Conference, could the Chancellor be more pre-occupied with 50 Cent?
No... we didn't think so, either.
But what's more likely to be on George Osborne's iPod?
Top Prize: Bragging rights and your lyrics here on Friday lunchtime. Suggestions in the comments box....
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Oh and sorry, ladies, he's married.
