White House Denies President Obama Travelled To Mars Via Teleport At Age 19

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Huffington Post UK   First Posted: 04/01/12 12:44 GMT Updated: 04/01/12 13:43 GMT

The White House has denied that President Barack Obama was teleported to Mars in the 1980s as a member of a secret CIA project hosted at a community college in California.

Two people have made the claim while asserting that they themselves were time-travelling government agents sent across the solar system to explore new worlds.

Andrew D. Basiago and William Stillings have argued that they served as "chrononauts" at the request of the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency.

The two men also insist that the Commander In Chief was part of the team and made two trips to the Red Planet via a "jump room".

At that time, aged 19, Barack was reportedly known as Barry Soetero. (Us neither.)

Among the other seven members of the team was Regina Dugan, who Obama appointed as the first female director of Darpa in 2009.

Stillings made a statement in August 2011 that said: "I can confirm that Andrew D. Basiago and Barack Obama (then using the name "Barry Soetoro") were in my Mars training course in Summer 1980 and that during the time period 1981 to 1983, I encountered Andy, Courtney M. Hunt of the CIA, and other Americans on the surface of Mars after reaching Mars via the "jump room" in El Segundo, California.”

Now Wired magazine reports that the White House has been forced - albeit with tongue firmly in cheek - to deny that Obama ever made the 200m mile trip.

So has Obama been to Mars? "Only if you count watching Marvin the Martian," Tommy Vietor, the spokesman for the National Security Council, told Wired.

Well, we're glad that's all cleared up. Make sure to head to Wired for the full story.

As for David Cameron, however - well, no claims as to his interplanetary past have been made. But you wouldn't be surprised would you?

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07:25 PM on 01/09/2012
He didn't travel to Mars.







He travelled to Mercury
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wiseman103199
Not right or left! Right or wrong!
10:47 AM on 02/10/2012
lol...that explains alot
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edgeninja
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09:17 AM on 01/09/2012
Did I accidentally click on an Onion article?
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01:24 PM on 01/08/2012
That would have explained how his hair is much grayer these days. I believe it. Yeah! That's the ticket!
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ash090200
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10:30 AM on 01/08/2012
what a bunch of crap. this is not reporting, this is ludicrous. Report news that is honest and real. what a waste of energy.
06:27 PM on 01/07/2012
Folie a' deux? Very creative and entertaining, though. I like it.
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kareemachan
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06:26 PM on 01/07/2012
Hey, it's something new for the afterbirthers to sink their fangs into! Go at it!
05:26 PM on 01/06/2012
My theory is that David Cameron is from Uranus
10:24 PM on 01/06/2012
Your Theory could be right !, but all that I can say for sure is that David Cameron is definitely up his own anus !.
12:35 PM on 01/06/2012
well said re kindness!
all this seems like psychic driving - are we nearing some sort of disclosure?
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01:05 AM on 01/06/2012
Im just waiting for some birth certificate jokes now
07:27 PM on 01/09/2012
Uh....OK....erm....let's see...

How about....the Duggar family released their birth certificates.







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11:32 PM on 01/05/2012
Romney,Perry and Sanatorium went story has it they took Michelle and sarah along for laughs :):)
09:15 PM on 01/05/2012
What really surprises me is the fact that CIA ACTUALLY TOOK the time to come out and reply to this story...like teleporting people is a possibility, they used to do it, they have done it, but it just wasn't Barak the person who was teleported. Here they wouldn't come out to answer about the story with the birth certificate that sounds like a damn good probability, but they come out and reply right away to this story that seems like science fiction? If it was another one of those silly, conspiracy theories, they shouldn't have replied anything, especially a serious agency like CIA, right? They just wouldn't take the time to be preoccupied with BS, right? But they treat it like a "possibility" that just didn't happen "with Obama"? So, did they send somebody else then to Mars?
12:40 AM on 01/06/2012
The CIA has a sense of humour like some people have and not others. Please try writing in proper English. In 1980 Barak Obama was in Kenya.
07:57 AM on 01/06/2012
What is "proper" English? Please try to be less uncultured and ignorant because you should know that people who are not native English-speakers read this site too and have the right to submit a comment!
11:45 AM on 01/06/2012
Not according to Hawaii!
11:51 AM on 01/06/2012
It's time to watch 'The Lone Gunmen'...
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07:36 PM on 01/05/2012
Next thing you know, the Republicans will be demanding he produce documentation proving he's not a Martian.
01:04 AM on 01/06/2012
tell me about it
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07:33 PM on 01/05/2012
When I was on Oahu, POTUS Obama was sixteen, I was twenty one...makes for the beginning of a better story than the headline ;-)
07:32 PM on 01/05/2012
Hey ! I didn't see a link to the Onion website... Am i missing something?
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09:34 PM on 01/11/2012
It's from Wired...they have a Tinfoil Tuesday thing...
06:40 PM on 02/01/2012
as in tinfoil beanies? LOL