Emma Thompson Mistaken For Naked Male Intruder

Emma Thompson

First Posted: 14/01/12 14:38 GMT Updated: 14/01/12 14:41 GMT   WENN

British actress Emma Thompson was left red-faced when cops arrived at her holiday home to investigate reports of a naked intruder as witnesses had mistaken the star for a nude man.

The Oscar winner was enjoying a break at her remote property in Scotland when police officers arrived at her door and warned her that neighbours had seen a nude man lurking on her estate.

However, Thompson's daughter Gaia soon realised the naked intruder they had seen was actually her mother as she had been skinny-dipping in a nearby river at the time of the sighting.

Thompson tells U.K. TV host Jonathan Ross, "(The police officer) said, 'Oh, hello, I'm sorry to bother you... but we've just had someone ring up to say that you've had an intruder on your land.'

"Picturing immediately an axe man behind a bush, I said, 'Really, when? What sort of an intruder?' 'Well,' he said, 'There was a dog walker coming up through the path, saw a naked man, about 50 years old, coming through your field'. And I was really worried, it was terrifying.

"From behind me, on the stairs, Gaia, in her PJs (pyjamas), was going, 'Wasn't that about the time that you came up from the river, mum?' Because behind the house there's a field and a pond. And there's sheep in the field, but they don't mind if I walk up naked.

"And I thought, 'Oh my God, oh my God'. Making the connection, I could see the same thing happening to the policeman. And I could see him, as he backed off, and I was thinking, 'He's going to go back to the station and he's going to say, 'You see that Emma Thompson? Her t**s must be so low that from a distance they read as testicles.'

"I nearly lifted up my nightie to show that they're not that bad."

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British actress Emma Thompson was left red-faced when cops arrived at her holiday home to investigate reports of a naked intruder as witnesses had mistaken the star for a nude man. The Oscar winner...
British actress Emma Thompson was left red-faced when cops arrived at her holiday home to investigate reports of a naked intruder as witnesses had mistaken the star for a nude man. The Oscar winner...
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09:41 PM on 01/19/2012
Oh what a pity,now she will not do it again,sugar!!
12:57 PM on 01/17/2012
Those neighbours should have gone to specsavers
07:32 PM on 01/16/2012
LMFAO! Emma Thompson is AWESOME - she has such a wonderful sense of humour and doesn't take herself too seriously. I can't fathom skinning dipping in Scotland, though... the water is always cold there... brrrrrrr..... If a man came out, they probably would've thought it was a woman since his testicles would've receeded right up to his chest!
04:14 PM on 01/17/2012
I can't fathom skinning dipping in Scotland,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,as i said, typical luvvie publicity stunt....no mention of hypothermia.....i wonder why ????
01:16 PM on 01/18/2012
Possibly. But regardless of whether it was a publicity stunt or not, she tells a damned funny story! :)
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Mailman
01:32 PM on 01/16/2012
This is the kind of publicity no woman wants.
01:14 PM on 01/16/2012
Naked, outside, in Scotland?!?!?!? No wonder the mix-up; who would have thought it! Emma Thompson must be an ace hardy lass!
10:21 PM on 01/15/2012
Thought she was good on the Young Ones, bit of a big arse though.
08:50 PM on 01/15/2012
typical publicity stunt from the darling brigade...new film out soon no doubt
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Thomas Platt
11:57 PM on 01/15/2012
Was Emma Thompson mean to you in school? She's got way too much money and far too much critical acclaim to need to promote movies based on stories in which she's mistaken for a man.
06:00 AM on 01/17/2012
I totally agree...I highly doubt Emma needs that sort of publicity to promote herself. her work speaks for itself! And the fact that she handled the incident so well, says alot about her. Always good to have a sense of humour.
04:10 PM on 01/17/2012
exactly...what critical acclaim ?
09:15 PM on 01/16/2012
typical reply from the "I hate anyone who had made any kind of success of their lives" brigade...sad loser no doubt.
08:50 PM on 01/15/2012
Thats one way to get free publicity and no one gets hurt. Any chance of seeing the evidence on youtube
08:19 PM on 01/15/2012
Good on ya Emma you are a real trooper and that's what the bobby told me
08:17 PM on 01/15/2012
marvellous Emma you area real trooper
07:04 PM on 01/15/2012
lets just hope that she doesn't strip for her next film.
08:51 PM on 01/15/2012
let's just hope, there isn't a next film
01:31 PM on 01/15/2012
she can't act, never could....but what does that matter when you've got friends and family in high places in that world.
04:29 PM on 01/15/2012
You are insane. Emma Thompson is a wonderful actress. She certainly has not gotten by on her looks.
08:54 PM on 01/15/2012
your absolutely right, she certainly hasn't got by on her looks
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i418
08:21 PM on 01/15/2012
catford and oneill time you paid a visit to specsavers she is a very complished actress and jealousy gets you nowere maybe you both should take a good look in the mirror you might get a shock
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03:23 AM on 01/15/2012
how funny is this....good for Emma Thompson to be able to laugh about this.....what a scream...I have always enjoyed her acting.....
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Dan Same
02:51 PM on 01/16/2012
Yeh, she's great!
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02:29 AM on 01/15/2012
:))