Barack Obama Tells Terrible 'Spilt Milk' Joke During 2012 State Of The Union Address (VIDEO)
Ever heard a joke so bad, even the joke-teller's other half winces? If you haven't, prepare to experience it for the first time with this, Barack Obama's one and only 'joke' during this year's State Of The Union address.
The joke's so lame we won't 'spoil' it for for you by writing it out here, but know this: it's bad. Polite applause and a 'Is this thing on?'-face from the leader of the free world bad, in fact.
But it's a rare blip in Barack Obama's otherwise pretty spotless comedy track record - the man's done so many cool things over the years that it's a genuine shock to see him die so badly on stage.
After all, this is the man who sang an Al Green in the middle of a fundraiser... and nailed it. Newt Gingrich couldn't have pulled off that move, that's for sure.
So as an easing balm for all you Obama fans out there, here's a YouTube gallery of Barack's coolest moments. It almost makes you wish you were American, doesn't it? Emphasis on the 'almost' there, mind...
President Obama Sings Al Green
Obama At The 2011 White House Correspondents' Dinner
'Slow Jam The News' With Barack Obama
Obama Enjoys Fast Food
Obama Orders Stephen Colbert To Shave His Head
Behind The Scenes With Obama And Colbert
President Obama's Letter To Betty White
Obama Calls Kanye West A Jackass
Obama Swats Fly During Interview
Obama On Letterman: 'I Was Black Before The Election'
Obama Plays Basketball
President Obama Tells Journalist Off
Jump to 20 seconds before the end...
Obama On The 'Coolest Thing He's Ever Said'
Ever heard of a "vanadium redox fuel cell"? Well, neither has President Obama, speaking at a small business forum in Cleveland, but that hasn't stopped it from being one of the coolest things he's ever said out loud.
Obama's 'Cool Handshake'
Not real, sure, but still funny...
Jibjab's 'He's Barack Obama' Song
Also not real, of course, but still very brilliant.
Obama's Coolest Moments - A Compilation