Phones are so frustrating. Sometimes they don't ring! On occasion, the reception can be quite bad - at times, down to three bars!
Phones are a major irritant for these gents. Though it's possible that some of these blokes love phones, they're just hugely dissatisfied with life in general.
Perhaps they missed out on signing that 'all you can eat' data plan, or the only place they can't get reception is in their own home.
What's there's to do about it? Have a good old yell.
We're not sure if these guys have failed to read the ubiquitous Little Blue Book of Calm, full of ways to keep chilled in modern life. Perhaps they're just angry that they've lost their copy. All they need is a session in front of Eat Pray Love, and a squeeze on an executive stress ball.
Send us your alternative captions. Winner gets yelled at over the phone, and a linkout.