PETA To Distribute New Chicken Translation Devices (PICTURES)

The Huffington Post UK  |  By Posted: 1/04/2012 07:19 Updated: 1/04/2012 07:19

In what could be a revolutionary moment in farming history, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) have announced they will be distributing a new device which vocalises the sounds of chickens, in an attempt to further the cause of animal welfare.

"Chickens have impressive communication skills", PETA UK Manager Mimi Bekhechi said.

"They have more than 30 types of vocalisations to distinguish between threats that are approaching by land and those that are approaching over water, and a mother hen begins to teach these calls to her chicks before they even hatch.

The devices, designed for birds kept in squalid conditions with no means of communicating their dissatisfaction, will, PETA hope, convince farmers, abattoir workers and butchers to treat their produce with more respect, allowing it a certain level of dignity.


PETA's advertising campaign for the revolutionary new device

Currently, many chickens are kept in poor conditions, often in banks of cages in battery farms. PETA claim that many of the cages amount to the surface area of one sheet of A4 paper.

PETA have long stood up for the rights of animals to fair and ethical treatment. They hope that this landmark invention will usher in a whole new era of understanding the animals we take for granted each day.

Bekhechi continued: "We hope our new state-of-the-art chicken-voice translator will help people consider that chickens are sensitive and intelligent and want to live."

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In what could be a revolutionary moment in farming history, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) have announced they will be distributing a new device which vocalises the sounds of chick...
In what could be a revolutionary moment in farming history, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) have announced they will be distributing a new device which vocalises the sounds of chick...
 
 
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04:00 AM on 04/02/2012
Oh Cluck! Vote a Hen in as Prime Minister. Might make Clucking more sense.
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Norman Mitchison
10:24 PM on 04/01/2012
How long before Gareth Malone is hired to form the first chicken choir?
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Abandon hope when you post on here
09:06 PM on 04/01/2012
How much is this crap going to cost, they are hens.
07:27 PM on 04/01/2012
APRIL 1st I think. :)
06:30 PM on 04/01/2012
y chickens always tell me the time and when its feeding time .also when they have laid an egg they make a row .then again this story was going around last april 1st
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09:05 AM on 04/01/2012
It's a joke, a couple of months ago they pretended to hate mario. People were fooled for that but a chicken translator, Really?
02:46 PM on 04/01/2012
April fool Tom.
PETA put more animals to sleep than any other organisation.
Why would they want to help a chicken when they would rather kill it?
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04:04 PM on 04/01/2012
Off to tesco , I need that roasted chick'n . I don't feel like cooking tonight.
08:17 AM on 04/01/2012
This 'translator device' story looks like something one would expect to see on April 1st to me, although the vocalisations and other communication methods (behaviours, displays, etc.) of chickens have been studied in considerable detail by scientists, and are well known to those of us who keep chickens on a pet/hobby basis.
The story also reminds me of this:
Q (in magazine article) "Which is the best wine to drink with chicken?"
A (from the wine expert), "I recommend you never drink with chickens, they're poor conversationalists and tell terrible jokes."