This is for all you girls (and guys) who think Halloween is a time to get naked.
For those of you out there who trawl the internet for "sexy" pumpkin costumes, tarty witch outfits and saucy ghost outfits and trot off to the student union with a well-placed broom - whatever happened to cutting two holes in a sheet?
Let's just get one thing straight: a pumpkin is not, has not, and will never be, sexy. No-one will judge you if you take one night off, go wild, and paint yourself orange. As in, actual orange, not St Tropez orange.
If you are a follower of the Mean Girls mantra* then you may want to have a glance at the costumes below. Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, a pumpkin just looks better as a pumpkin. Not a bikini.
*"Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."
Introducing the sexy hamburger
A er, sexy banana split
Just don't do it. Pumpkins are not sexy
It's sexy Spongebob!
Sarah Palin.. as you've never seen her before
She is one scary lady!
Edward Scissorhands, sexed up
Angry Birds, but not really that sexy?!
Yes, it's a sexy pink monster
Freddie Kruger, but definitely NOT sexy
'Sexy' weird spider thingy
A cereal killer... get it?!
'Sexy' Chucky wife. Errr....
A 'sexy' mental health patient. Nice
A Clockwork Orange gets sexed up
A 'sexy' Silence of the Lambs
Glee's Sue Sylvester No words...
A 'sexy' Wednesday Adams.. could be worse