So our chancellor has been caught a) trying to sit in first class while only having a standard class ticket and b) paying £160 in order to stay in first class and thus avoid the riff-raff in standard class. You couldn't make it up. Well, not unless you're a writer on 'The Thick Of It'.
And to celebrate this really rather marvellous turn of events, we've put together 'George Osborne's Travel Playlist' - although an alternative title might be 'Music To Avoid Second Class By'. Enjoy, plebs!
And while you're enjoying the music, why not flick through our 'George Osborne Looking Evil' gallery?
<em>(All images: Press Association)</em>