"1st kid: Has 21 pictures of baby blinking. 2nd kid: Has one blurry picture of graduation day."
"My toddler was eating a crayon so she got her daily serving of greens today, blues too."
The prime minister has been rebuked three times already in 2024.
"Mom egot-ed today (commented on my weight, job, relationship and finances)."
"My daughter said the holes in my jeans make me look scruffy and I’m confused because I don’t remember giving birth to my mother"