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Salma al-Shehab is a PhD student at Leeds University and a mother of two.
"Husband has an appointment at 10:10. He got in the shower at 9:54. This is why I have anxiety."
"Once your kid can pump their legs on the park swings, the second half of your life begins."
One Twitter user noted that, if Trump can plead the Fifth, his fellow Americans “have the complete right under the First Amendment to mock him relentlessly for it”.
"I laughed at a silly song my 8-year-old made up and now, 97 encores later, I realise I may have made a mistake."
"Being married has changed me in ways I could never have expected. For instance, now I know who Carrie Bradshaw is."
"Prayers for my distraught 5yo whose pet ice cube just melted in his apple juice"
Are you 'Little Miss Trauma Dumps On Her Close Friends Story?'
"Car trips with my wife are great ‘cause I get to listen to 10 seconds each of 400 songs she hates."