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“'This is not what I meant by sharing' I yell at my kids after catching the fifth cold of the school year."
Lots of things! Beware the Zuckerbergian fall from grace.
"Regardless of ownership all social media platforms must must be responsible," Downing Street said.
The world's richest person offered to buy the social media company and take it private.
"My toddler insisted he had to take off all his clothes to go into the 'dressing' room. Solid logic, really."
"No one has more s**t on their to-do list than a kid who’s just been told it’s bedtime."
"I wish I loved anything as much as my husband loves asking me questions about movies he’s watching that I’ve never seen before."