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15 Funny Christmas Quotes

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It's Christmas. Or as Slade would put it: ITTTTT'S CHRIIIIIIISSSSSTMAAAAAAS!

And nothing says funny like 'a two-thousand-year-old story about the son of God'.

So here, ladies and gentlemen, are some of our favourite funny quotes about this very special time of year.

From gags by stand-up comedians to short-but-sweet poems, get ready to turn that "Ho ho ho!" into "Ha ha ha!"...

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