Boris Johnson + massive blue cock + disgruntled woman = caption competition.

There really isn't anything else to say...

boris

... but if you really must know this was taken at the unveiling of the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square on Thursday.

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  • SSSSSHHH, quietly now Boris

  • Opening The Olympics

  • Ding Dong

  • King Konged

  • Bonkers Conkers

  • Tower Bridge Rings