07/10/2013 18:52 BST | Updated 07/10/2013 18:58 BST

Christian Evangelical Pat Robertson Says Low-Carb Diet 'Violates Principles God Set Down' (VIDEO)

Pat Robertson, the high profile if slightly unhinged evangelical preacher who attributed the 9/11 attacks to God’s wrath for feminism, abortion and, of course, homosexuality, took to the airwaves on Monday morning to argue against… a low–carb diet.

That’s right – eating chicken and broccoli is not only bad for your health, it also "violates the principles that God set down". But Robertson’s culinary advice didn’t stop there, with the 83-year-old informing watchers of the 700 Cub that proceeds from halal food is used to fund terrorist groups, including the Muslim Brotherhood and Hamas.

We await Robertson’s pronouncement on a box of KFC hot wings with a side of mash…