By the end of the festive season, Britain will have consumed 2 billion calories just from drinking alone. We have no trouble believing this - if the Jackson Pollock splatters on the pavements are anything to go by.
Here's a tip: you don't have to drink your weight in sherry. Here's the breakdown of what you'll have to do to work off all that guzzling:
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