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78% Of Women Want Cosmetic Surgery For Valentine's Day, Says Survey By Cosmetic Surgery Advice Group

04/02/2014 16:27 GMT | Updated 04/02/2014 17:59 GMT
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A surprising survey carried out by a cosmetic surgery advice website has found that most women would like cosmetic surgery for Valentine’s Day.

The 'research' also found that just 7% of women would be "slightly offended or not happy" if their partner offered them Botox as a Valentine's gift.

Other Valentine's Day tips from The Good Surgeon Guide include 'Why Give Flowers That Wither When You Can Give Botox To Keep Me Fresh!' - although HuffPost UK Comedy found no advice on their website about improving eyesight in order to notice the words 'Good Surgeon Guide' in articles like this.

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